Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

I woke up today

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

"Knock knock" Come in!

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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