Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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Why doesn't little jimmy ride his favourite bike to school any more? He was playing on the platform at at the railway station, tripped and fell across the track, at which point a seven carriage train came through at over 150 mph and cut through his upper thighs crushing everything in his legs and causing them to fall off.

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What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

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A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

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How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

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There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

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Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

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Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

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You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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