- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

What's 9+10? 19

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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