Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

Okay.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

A muslim paints Mohammed

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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