Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

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Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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The audience was ready, the stage was set, as soon as the show ended, the actors applauded towards the audience shouting ENCORE! The audience paid and went home, then they suddenly went... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO!? They cared so much about one another, that they wanted to fall in love with each other. Now that is true love that is not love people! Nerometal (Ironically my name is Nero, I bet the Neronism guys name is Dwayne Maskdork or something, seriously...)

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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