- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

That's illegal What? Your mom

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

speak now or forever hold your pee

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

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