their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

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What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

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A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

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Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

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Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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