- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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homosexuals are gay

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

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