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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

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