- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Guess what? Holocaust

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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