why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

women's rights.

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

black chicken. kfc

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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