- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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