- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

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