Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

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What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

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Why did the black man get arrested? Because he was in possession of powder cocaine, which is a schedule I narcotic in the United States. This incident probably would not have happened if an end was put to the war on drugs, which is notorious for disproportionately targeting blacks and other minority groups, even though whites are statistically more likely to use such substances.

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Like this joke, bitch.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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Koalas mum is a slut

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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OOOOPPS /

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Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

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tommy is retared

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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nice tits.

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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PICKLES

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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