A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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