- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

this is not a drill.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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