Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

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Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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