A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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