Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

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What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

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Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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Republicans

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orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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