PIED NINNY!

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Punching a baby

Why did the dog die? He was old

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

have safe sex

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

these are shit

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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