- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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