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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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