who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

Woman's Rights

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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