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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.