A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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Amazing

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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How can you treble the value of any Skoda car? Ensure its paintwork, upholstary, floor, lights, wipers, steering wheel, brake, horn, CD player, radio and clutch are clean and/or sound; fill its petrol tank, oil, brake and winscreen wiper fluid reserves; fit a roof rack; include a red triangle, a fire extinguisher, a blanket and a first aid kit in the sale; take out comprehensive insurance and pay a year's road tax and MOT before selling it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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