- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

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