- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

knock,knock you suck

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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