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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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