- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

800 people died last year. end of story

The Oakland Raiders

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

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