How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

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I wanted to impress this girl by showing her that I was good in math. So I went up to her, and told that I knew that the value of pi is 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233 786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006 606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146 951941511609433057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548074462379962749 567351885752724891227938183011949129833673362440656643086021394946395224737190 702179860943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132000568127145263560827 785771342757789609173637178721468440901224953430146549585371050792279689258923 542019956112129021960864034418159813629774771309960518707211349999998372978049 951059731732816096318595024459455346908302642522308253344685035261931188171010 003137838752886587533208381420617177669147303598253490428755468731159562863882 353787593751957781857780532171226806613001927876611195909216420198938095257201 065485863278865936153381827968230301952035301852968995773622599413891249721775 283479131515574857242454150695950829533116861727855889075098381754637464939319 255060400927701671139009848824012858361603563707660104710181942955596198946767 837449448255379774726847104047534646208046684259069491293313677028989152104752 162056966024058038150193511253382430035587640247496473263914199272604269922796 782354781636009341721641219924586315030286182974555706749838505494588586926995 690927210797509302955321165344987202755960236480665499119881834797753566369807. She had a psychotic episode.

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Black people are the scum of the earth

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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No

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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