what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

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Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

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Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

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What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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vitamin c

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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