What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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