Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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Your mother is so fat, she tried to suicide because she was unhappy with her weight. She tried a diet and it didn't work; she suffers from depression and went to see a doctor about her weight. Life is getting worse for your mother and she is starting to develop diabetes. Your relatives and cousins are going to the hospital to visit her sometime this week; the doctor says she only has about a week left before she passes away.

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almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

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A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

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pee

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What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

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Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

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How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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