- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

To mamma so fat..............nuff said

A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

Bob Saget

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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