- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Mitt Romney

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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