- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

whats hard, its not what you think a penis

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

A dancer walks into a barre

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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