- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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