- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

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