Michael walked into a bar, The rest of the bar initially erupted with laughter until the his carer made everybody aware that Michael suffered from brittle bones and that he had actually fractured his hip after colliding with the bar. People then understood the gravity situation as the bartender immediately dialled the emergency services. Michael managed to recover physically from the accident but to this day he is still scarred from the laughter aimed at him the night of his accident and is too afraid to return to the bar again in fear of being mocked despite the misunderstanding of the situation.

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pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

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What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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Basically

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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your life

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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