Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

I like U.............................nicorns :D

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

Justin Bieber.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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