Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

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What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

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How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

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I like colin but not as much as apple

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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