"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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Canadians

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Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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why was the man sad? his wife died

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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