whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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Basically

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your life

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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