- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

In soviet russia, roses are violet

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

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