What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

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What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

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How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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I like colin but not as much as apple

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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