your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

Nickleback.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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