- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

What fires shots? A gun

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

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