- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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