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If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

The Big Band Theory

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.