How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

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Your face

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

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squash squash who squash my ass

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What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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