What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

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Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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I'm homeless.

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I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

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?J?o?k?e?

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

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2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

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What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You're about to get shell shocked...

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knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

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Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

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"Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "The police." "'The police', who?" "Sir, come out of your domicile with your hands up and no weapons present. You've just gone to an orphanage and massacred almost every nun who's worked there for almost five years. Not only that, but your son has also contracted AIDS from his previously lesbian girlfriend whom she has lost her mother too in the orphanage accident you've just caused."

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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