- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Nice belt.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

I have an erection My mom!

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

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