why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

tim has no humor

Who does creatine? James Cornish

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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