What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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What's worse than eating a rotton fruit that makes you sick?? Getting raped by a giant jackalope and then being left for dead in the middle of nowhere and being found by an old pedophile whose van ran out of gas and then running away only to find some water but while you were drinking it you got grabbed and dragged under the water by an octopus who has wandered off many miles from its home and then dying because humans don't have gills

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

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Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

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What's red, white, and blue? light purple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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