- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

Neither have I

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

homosexuals are gay

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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