What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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Without geometry life would be pointless

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Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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