- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Black people.

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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