Whats In My Trash? Bears

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

I like Pi. It can make circles.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

Erectile Dysfunction.

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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