- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

FUS RO DAH!!!

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

to get to the other side.

Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

A guy was beet by his wife.

A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??