Asians.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

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My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

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how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

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Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

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What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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