- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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