- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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