why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

Cripples are lame.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

A miserable man committed suicide.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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