What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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