what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

Justin Bieber.

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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