- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

I bet you read this. Told ya.

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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