- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

I dont have a girlfriend

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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