- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

A man named Chuck walks into a bar. One of the patrons says, "Oh my god! You're Walker, Texas Ranger!" Chuck replies, "No, that's Chuck Norris. I'm Chuck Connors. I played the Rifleman." The man replies, "Wait, aren't you dead?"

How many Haitians does it take to change a lightbulb? Typically one, unless the light bulb referenced is in an inconvenient location or is over-sized / industrial grade.

What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

Ain't idn't a word.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

i named my son Frodo because he was little

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

I'm going to Re-write History... History

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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