why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Nah

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

VAL SUCKS

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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