What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Anyone can post anything.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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