What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

What's brown and sticky? Anal

I'm homeless.

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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