- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Whats worse than suicide? death

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

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