My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

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So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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