- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Your momma so fat, she's fat

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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