- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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