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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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