- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

politically correct!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

a skinny sumo wrestler

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