What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

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What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

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Flowers are colors Love me

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the economy.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

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Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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