- Anti Joke

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Roses are red, violets are blue, f* you, f* you.

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Your mother is average.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

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Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Your mother is average.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Roses are red, violets are blue, f* you, f* you.