How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

what is racecar backwards in reverse

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

Knock knock Get off my porch homo

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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