- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

I'm Batman.

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

If your reading this, youre not blind.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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