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man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

Gretta has five legs? -no

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

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Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

That is so fetch

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

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