- Anti Joke

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

whats the best thing about polio...death

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

What can hitler cook well Steak

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.