Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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