- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

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what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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