Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Click here for free sandwich.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

lol

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

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