- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

What do you call your mom? Mom

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

speak now or forever hold your pee

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

That's illegal What? Your mom

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