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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

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Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

Punching a baby

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

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