whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

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justin littleton being sucessful

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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