- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

flavin's head

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

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