What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

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Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

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Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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penis?

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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