What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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