How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

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An Aisian failed a test

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A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

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Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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Joke

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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