One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

a man walked into a bar....

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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