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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

The Female Orgasm

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

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