- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

So FDR walks into a bar.

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

A seal walks into a club.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Roses are red.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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